Humans of female gender, women, bitches, hoes, broads, chicks;
Whatever you call them, these "women" are possibly the most confusing, complex and down right annoying things to crawl this retched earth;
After various studies, it seems men cannot win against the women, no matter what they do, the women is right, she may think the male is the sexist one, but she is being completely hypocritical
They moan and nag about you not doing the cooking and cleaning, so you make a stand, you cook her dinner and clean up afterwards, she strolls into the kitchen complaining of food poisoning and your shoddy washing up skills, now why complain about the male not doing simple tasks like these, and then complain when he does it wrong? this confuses me to the brink of insanity...
But I digress; another confusing thing between male and female is the "toilet seat" problem;
Women complain when men leave the seat UP but surely, men could complain that women leave the seat DOWN, this is totally preposterous.
Once again, on the issue of sexism, women complain they are segregated from men, but I recently saw some news about the Miss Video Gamer contest, Miss Video Gamer contest, surely this is just reinforcing sexism?
Baffling creatures you are, and baffled I shall continue to be...
One final word
"Women, eh?"
V
About Me
- V
- Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
2 comments:
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