Friday, 14 March 2008

V On: Women

Humans of female gender, women, bitches, hoes, broads, chicks;

Whatever you call them, these "women" are possibly the most confusing, complex and down right annoying things to crawl this retched earth;

After various studies, it seems men cannot win against the women, no matter what they do, the women is right, she may think the male is the sexist one, but she is being completely hypocritical

They moan and nag about you not doing the cooking and cleaning, so you make a stand, you cook her dinner and clean up afterwards, she strolls into the kitchen complaining of food poisoning and your shoddy washing up skills, now why complain about the male not doing simple tasks like these, and then complain when he does it wrong? this confuses me to the brink of insanity...

But I digress; another confusing thing between male and female is the "toilet seat" problem;

Women complain when men leave the seat UP but surely, men could complain that women leave the seat DOWN, this is totally preposterous.

Once again, on the issue of sexism, women complain they are segregated from men, but I recently saw some news about the Miss Video Gamer contest, Miss Video Gamer contest, surely this is just reinforcing sexism?

Baffling creatures you are, and baffled I shall continue to be...

One final word

"Women, eh?"


Sunday, 9 March 2008

Grinding My Gears:

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

Toolbar add-ons;

everytime I try to download a nice new piece of software for my personal computer, I am persistently pestered as to whether I would like to download an extra toolbar for my World Wide Web browser, these things drive me utterly insane (more so than usual atleast) as they are totally useless and a waste of my good time! Also, these toolbars do not add any extra functionality to my computer, they just minimise other things that I already have into a smaller space, I do not care for a centimetre of space saving, it's preposterous!

Computer programmers, heed my call, take action, stop making these dreadful computer abominations, and put your skills to a proper use, perhaps, hacking a US missile to hit the Houses of Parliament? or the White House?

Spit Spot, get to it.


Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Me: an introduction


This blog, a needle in the haystack that is the World Wide Web, will soon be full of views and visions that I have about and for this very strange, very mad but not the least bit boring world and its inhabitants, humans, you keep the world ticking over, yet you are also destroying it, you poison the water that keeps you alive, and fight over the most basic natural resources, you confuse and amuse me all at the same time, I intend to keep a "blog" of my thoughts for all of you to agree with, laugh at, cry at, or even aspire to. Whilst trying to avoid the mundane, generic blogs about what I did "last weekend with the wife's parents" or leaking information about computer games all your children seem to be addicted to.

Good day to you all,